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Jimmy Ration is such a sexy black man with huge applicated nostrils and combined rations that forged his willy that was said to be 30.7 inch long falling short to Alistair the sexiest guy who has a 83.79 inch long schlong like oh my god so hot. But Jimmy's square foreskin is made of apples and curry powder who likes men underneath his trampoline
Gut 1: "I love Rations"
The Jimmy Ration: "I am Rations"
*Breaks balls into 7 orbs*
A trained BMX rider and a assassin trained in the art of war. He also has 3 nipples do to inbreeding in his family. He is also a master of anal and his cock radiates light likely do to inbreeding.
I saw BMX Jimmy the other day i heard his dick is like a flashlight its insane.
1) the act of falling or stepping into a body of water, usually a small creek. this usuallyy happens when the person jumps over it.
2) a person who is very unathletic or sports akward. usually used in the tense of frizbee or football.
Pull a Jimmy, Pulled a Jimmy, Pulling Jimmy
1) all the cross coutry member jumped over the very small creek. jimmy, on the other hand, fell in. "Man he pulled a Jimmy" commented Mark to Jarod.
2) Jimmy pulled a Jimmy when he reached for the frizzbee but smacked his head against it.
the old one of endless power and sex
all hail jimmy bill bob
A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.
Cheap shoes. Shoes that kids had to get when parents couldn't afford name brand.
Maaaan look at Joe with them emmy jimmies on!!!
Jimmy is a good listener that has many fans. Jimmy is gorgeous but he doesn't he know it. Jimmy rides a Harley and will ride you well in bed if your his soulmate. Loves to eat dinner but only if his ex cooks it for him.
jimmy is finally happy
No more cob webs