Goo Job

When an old woman goes to give a blowjob but their spit gets mixed with the denture paste, creating an odd goo.

I got such a good goo job at the nursing home!

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coffee job

The act of swishing hot coffee around inside your mouth before giving a blow job.

"Man!! My wife gives a kick ass coffee job!"

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edge job

Where I grew up we used to use this term to refer to the style of beard/sideburns someone gets where the sideburns are trimmed into a thin line that may connect to a goatee/moustasche of the same thinness. I've never really heard anyone from anywhere else really call it that. It looks cool on people with a dark complexion, but I think it looks kind of white-trashy on white guys.
-similar to "edge up" but refers specifically to facial hair

Shit, man nice edge job!

-Yeah, it's tight, right?

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vid job

1. a video game blow job.

2. when a girl gives head to a boy while he plays video games.

3. when a girl give head to a guy. a HETERO act only.

"i'm playing call of duty. come suck my dick."

"Yo Bro! You are not going to believe what my girl did last night when we were on X-Box live...I finally got that vid job"

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cookie job

women's version of a blow job.

since we can't go all the way how 'bout a cookie job.

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Cheek Job

When you take an erect penis and give it a hand job, however you flip the direction and stick the man's penis between his legs and rub it against his butt cheeks

"My penis is lonely. I'm fiendin for a cheek job. Rub that shit on my cheek"'

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One Job!

1) When you are like... asked to like... do it... then you @*#$%! it up.
2) When you have like... one job... duh.

1) You had one job Mike! One Job!
2) I kinda think you should know how this is used in a sentence

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