When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then takes a nap all on the toilet
Its been a rough day so far at work , since we finally got some downtime imma go take a jump nap
When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.
Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record
When you have to stomp your shit down a drain in the shower
Last night i didnt have time to get out if the shower and had to go brownie jumping
When a female aggressively pursues sexual intercourse with a male.
"Yo GF when we hit up the clubs in the NYC you know I am likely going to be jumping the D in the hotel suite after the clubs close!"
When your brain shuts down for a split second and when it starts again you yell "Brain jump!"
Hoon(staring in space): "Brain jump!"
Everyone else: (Oblivious to him talking)
When usually a very bad person gets to your dead body, he/she/them start jumping over your body
Thinking that they hurt the enemy this way, while it really makes them embarrassing themselves
Horde of grouped noobs kills you and start to corpse jumping over your body