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Verb: The act of masturbating and jumping simultaneously.
Jayce was totally pleasure jumping in the tent. He thought we wouldn't hear.
Snatch a bitch by the throat when they’re spewing trash.
I’m gonna throat jump that dumbass I’d she doesn’t stfu
Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
• When a promotional company purposely tries to overshadow a competitor by offering there service's before there competitor in order to sway business there way
• When a promotional company offers there service's before there competitor without sufficient promotional backing to spite there competitor
The term is coined from 'jump the gun' which is a term used when an individual acts before the proper or appropriate time
It is not illegal but is not a desirable trait as a businessman and may deter other businessman from dealing with you and can be seen as a snake move
I think they're trying to 'jump promote' me to steal my customers
When the wind is blowing up on your dick and it looks like a dolphin
"Dude it was 105 degrees out and I was Dolphin Jumping so hard"
When someone is anxious to proceed with plans but can't due to delays beyond their control.
The automation company is jumping in triangles to set up the machine, but they need the boxes to run through the automation. They are at a stand still.
Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs
"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"