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guess i'll just go fuck myself

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.

Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.

by nonr_ February 12, 2019

76πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Slow the game down just a little bit

Slow the game down just a little bit. Originating from the almighty Monto while describing his ultimate power of Hex Ruin. He truly slows the game down just a little bit.

"Hex ruin: Slow the game down just a little bit"-Monto

by Almighty Dwight Fairfield March 23, 2019


What the fuck did I just read?

A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.

Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.

search "1000000000th base" just up there in the search bar if you really want the "What the fuck did I just read?" experience. It's some really vile shit, so you HAVE been warned.

by Fruitfly April 11, 2014

63πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


i just wanted to play monopoly

Messed up story on youtube, just look it up and listen for yourself.

I watched i just wanted to play monopoly and it was messed up.

by CreepyStuffFinder March 16, 2018

6πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


He was just turning his life around

The phrase commonly said by a career criminal’s family to the media after getting killed by the police or citizen during the commission of a felonious act. The deceased victim’s family will tell tall stories of how the deceased was going to be a sports star or a rapper.

My son graduated Chino State β€œCollege” and he was just turning his life around.

by Crime don't pay January 22, 2012

196πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


What the fuck did I just watch

The perfect thing to say after you have just watched a video which made absolutely no fucking sense/left you confused.

After watching the stopmotion spongebob video, I asked myself "What the fuck did I just watch"

by MessicanRapist August 17, 2010

167πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Now wait just a diddly darn minute

Euphemism for "wait a minute" or "hold the phone." Typically used when one is experiencing an epiphany or life-altering escapade.

"Now wait just a diddly darn minute," said Vanessa after hearing the news about Harambe's murder.

by K8theGr8est March 16, 2017