Mississippi Mud Snake

A long, curled up turd.

Man, I let my dog out to take a dump and he left a huge Mississippi Mud Snake on the back porch.

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mississippi mud flap

is when you're doing a chick in the ass, and she accidently shards all over your junk leaving mud on your balls just like a mud flap.

"Dude, i was nailing this chick in the ass and she gave me a Mississippi Mud Flap! So I did a Tony Danza on the bitch."

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Mexican Mud Jerk

When a female drops a watery brown bath on your man package then proceeds to use the fecal stew as a lubricant for hand jobs galore.

We had no lotion so my friends mom showed me the true wonders of a Mexican Mud Jerk.

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mississippi mud mohawk

when you squeeze out a turd in a line on a girls head like a mohawk

i was giving shari a tea bag and decided to give her a mississippi mud mohawk asswell.

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Mexican Mud Pie

while a male is fucking a female doggy style he shits in his hand and proceeds to slap her in the face with it.

My girlfriend wanted to have sex with me after fajita night...i gave her a Mexican Mud Pie

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Mojave Mud Plugger

Right before your girl needs to take a big dump you push your cock in her ass until shit comes out the sides like cheese-wiz. Then you ram it balls deep repeatedly. The shit makes good lube!

Note: Never attempt the Mojave Mud Plugger if she ate anything spicy the night before.

Ann wasn't being a good girl so I gave here the Mojave Mud Plugger.

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mississippi mud skipper

This is a variation of the Clevelnad Steamer, the main difference is that when trying to deficate solid fecal matter square in the center of the recipients chest, a series of gaseous diarrhea like shit filled squirts exit the rectum. It is the force of the gases exspelling intermittent shots of runny shit on top of each other that causes this "skipping" effect. The end result is, well you guessed it, a chest filled with what looks like a combination of chili and chocolate sause.

I was in the middle of giving my girlfriend a mississippi mud skipper when I heard someone knock on the door. I guess I must have moved when I turned to look at the door because when I returned focus to my girlfriend, it looked like someone shot her in the face with a double barrel shit canon.

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