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A person that most likely has the name of Emmett, Josh, or Nick and is as random as it gets. They are weird and like to make the light skin face. They are very fun not because of there jokes but because of there stupidity
“You it emmet the za machine,”
“He is so fucking stupid”
A type of machine that inserts and takes out dildos with great speed and agility to pleasure your taintiful needs.
“John, I can’t sit down because of the anal machine that we used last night”
Philadelphia area colloquialism for ATM, ass to mouth (fellatio performed immediately after anal sex)
That dirty slut was crazy, she's into Mac machines!
Game based off the 80's toys of the same name. The series lasted from 1991 - 2017, with the most recent game being... Well... Depends how you see it.
The games will usually start by you choosing a character (ex: Walter, Cherry, Spider, Chen) and racing. You can qualify if you've reached 1st or 2nd place and move onto the next race. There is also a mode called Head-to-Head, where racers have to end the race with the most points (by making the opponent drive off-screen).
Person: Hey, wanna play Micro Machines?
Person 2: Yeah, as long as it isn't Turbo Tournament 96'. I fucking hate that one.
The state one acquires after having two shots of alcohol at a party. (Usually Guinness).
Matt had a couple of shots the other night, he's such a party-machine.
Someone who can shug jack Daniels, smoke fat blunts allday, and party hard like a machine I mean hard like Charlie Sheen, jim Morrison, and jimi hendrix, etc.
Damn lmao that dude is a party machine, he drank 1500ml of whiskey, a 30 pack, then snorted fat lines off a strippers ass all night.