Master Thief

When you take a girls virginity while they are unconscious, asleep, or drugged.

Bonus:

3 for 1 : Self explanatory
Achieve status of Ultimate Thief

Guy1: Yo dude, I was a master thief yesterday!
Guy2: What did you steal?
Guy1: A virginty.
Guy2:.....wow
Guy3:WTF?
Guy1 and Guy 2: *fist bump*

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Pimp Master Flex

when a guy is going down on a girl and she jerks her leg out and knocks him in the face causeing his nose to bleed. She then lies back and lets him contine to worship her after he is cleaned up

Tom: "yo, i noticed you were with that hot chick last night, did you fool around?"
Infuago : "yeeah she gave me a pimp master flex and my nose is killing, but damn is that some good pussy"

12👍 21👎

Douche Master

The most coolest kid in school that is known to get in trouble, skate, and listen to metal. Every one loves this kids because he's so cool. He could go to school with make up on and it will make him even more cooler. People IDOLIZE him.

Bob: Hey sup douche master? You can your gang going down to breakfast again?
Corey: Yeah. Yeah we are.

4👍 63👎

Muff Master

A very smart, or intelligent person, much more than people normally are, yet are at particular times they become very inept or foolish at other everyday things.

Kim is such a muff master, she is very intelligent, yet at times makes really silly mistakes.

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saint master chief

Ploy by the Catholic church to make saints über-cool. See also saint rambo and saint robocop.

The Catholic Church brings you Saint Master Chief, patron saint of the xbox.

8👍 13👎

Ki-Ah Master

A master of the sacred fighting religon Ki-Ah. He excells at beating others up.

That Ki-Ah master has a brutal punch. Thats an understatement considering it took me into the next dimension.

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chocolate dutch master

a cigar that's use for smoking marijuana. it has a nice tootsie roll smell and flavor. the outer leaves our brown

i only had reg so i just rolled it in a chocolate dutch master for that nice choco flavor

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