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Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.
Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
A man who is a Matthew jenkins is a man who is just all around an amazing person and is super good looking rich asf stacking bands and shit
Matthew is such a Matthew Jenkins and he's also way taller than Ryan mortis
A chubby man who you cant trust. He is quick to anger and loves eating as much as they can
Who is that fat guy over there eating
Oh that's Matthew (name)
a man who has the worlds largest penis
Matthew Soto is a one of a kind is one in a million loves everyone will give that one person he loves the most everything and will do everything in his power to protect it Nobody’s as cool as Matthew Soto if you find a Matthew Soto keep him close to your heart cause he will love you with all his kindness and show you his love but he will only show his love the most to the people he loves the most Matthew Soto
Wow no one’s as cool as Matthew SOTO
Look at Matthew SOTO fine ass
Matthew SOTO
these guys are most likely best friends and play Minecraft. always make jokes about their other friend. they also love paladins
Watch out here comes Jayden and Matthew
Da more-portly counterpart to da famous tentative-natured Hollywood actor.
Perhaps if Matthew Broaderick made a figure-trimming diet-and-exercise improvement, he could be a stand-in for da boy-faced brunette of "Forrest 'n' Adult Simba" notoriety.