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Muffin Delusional

A disease when a chubby or fat girl thinks they are hot and decides to wear yoga pants that are low and when they wear skin tight shirts that are low cut and show their tummy. These girls think they are attractive.

That girl over there in the tight clothes is Muffin Delusional.

by JD15 March 23, 2011


Sewage Muffin

When you have a muffin that looks as if it is a Turd that has been inflated with a bicycle pump.

It is usually thought of as a Delicacy in the eastern Society

Person 1: dude, that sewage mufifn looks epic
Person 2: dude, its not a sewage muffin, my mum made it,
person 3: HEY LOOK! SEWAGE MUFFIN
Sewage Muffin: Dont be crakin mah roflcakes nows,

by Decapitated Harlequin May 21, 2009


Scorched Muffin

Profane sex act where you light the female's public hair on fire and then you proceed to penetrate her until the sheer force puts out the flame.

"Ronny gave La Verne a scorched muffin last night and now they aren't talking. On a related note, La Verne has third degree burns on her pelvis."

by Stratosphere March 16, 2010


Muffin fight

A sexual act prefomed by lesbians. It's a referance to when the two or more women's muffin top bump in to each other while haveing sex. Typicaly the girls giggle and laugh while doing it.

Man, I saw this awsome muffin fight video online last night.

by The50258 March 10, 2010


muffin factory

Brothel

Lately I have not had much success arranging intercourse with the ladies, so I finally had to go straight to the muffin factory and take care of that shit.

by ghettosteve August 15, 2008


Grease Muffin

The greasiest greaser to ever grease up a non greasy highschool. He has extremely greasy hair, a zombie fetish, and is also referred to as CC, lo rider, and grease ball

Manny dragged Grease Muffin across the floor by his ankles created an oil slick that allowed several students to slide around on their bellies

by Herdingkow123 April 09, 2013


Turd muffin

Is a raw turd (uncooked), mixed with water. Baked in a muffin pan for 15 minutes at 350.

Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.

Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .

by Turdmuffincreator November 09, 2018