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A disease when a chubby or fat girl thinks they are hot and decides to wear yoga pants that are low and when they wear skin tight shirts that are low cut and show their tummy. These girls think they are attractive.
That girl over there in the tight clothes is Muffin Delusional.
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Lately I have not had much success arranging intercourse with the ladies, so I finally had to go straight to the muffin factory and take care of that shit.
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When you have a muffin that looks as if it is a Turd that has been inflated with a bicycle pump.
It is usually thought of as a Delicacy in the eastern Society
Person 1: dude, that sewage mufifn looks epic
Person 2: dude, its not a sewage muffin, my mum made it,
person 3: HEY LOOK! SEWAGE MUFFIN
Sewage Muffin: Dont be crakin mah roflcakes nows,
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Profane sex act where you light the female's public hair on fire and then you proceed to penetrate her until the sheer force puts out the flame.
"Ronny gave La Verne a scorched muffin last night and now they aren't talking. On a related note, La Verne has third degree burns on her pelvis."
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muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal
T-Co is a muffin fucker because he is going to DD us out to the lake but sleep there like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too.
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A sexual act prefomed by lesbians. It's a referance to when the two or more women's muffin top bump in to each other while haveing sex. Typicaly the girls giggle and laugh while doing it.
Man, I saw this awsome muffin fight video online last night.
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