A disease when a chubby or fat girl thinks they are hot and decides to wear yoga pants that are low and when they wear skin tight shirts that are low cut and show their tummy. These girls think they are attractive.
That girl over there in the tight clothes is Muffin Delusional.
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Is a raw turd (uncooked), mixed with water. Baked in a muffin pan for 15 minutes at 350.
Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.
Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .
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A term used to describe someone who is acting silly or generally being stupid.
He is being such a muffin pants!
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saggy labia minor with fat pussy lips caused by being a whore.
Tulips, you got some big beef muffins DAYUM!!
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A sexual act prefomed by lesbians. It's a referance to when the two or more women's muffin top bump in to each other while haveing sex. Typicaly the girls giggle and laugh while doing it.
Man, I saw this awsome muffin fight video online last night.
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Lately I have not had much success arranging intercourse with the ladies, so I finally had to go straight to the muffin factory and take care of that shit.
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