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To take a crap.
Oh damn, I've been fruiting like a nightmare.
Toldya not to eat roadkill.
Fruiting: Vulgar Slang. Engaging in male prostitution by under-age males trading sex for drugs, money, or gifts.
Young Buck quit stealing to buy dope (heroin). Now he goes fruiting every night, because it's easy money.
When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"
"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
When something is unbelievably cute.
Awhh look at that puppy, it's cutes and fruits!
to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.
before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.
it literally has no god damn meaning jodie
eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless
Ex:
Thomas: "You're a Fruit Loop Dingus!"
Jared: "Shut up, loser."