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It's basically another name for suicide. All jokes aside though, it's just like a bear hug, except that person sort of jumps on you and squeezes you really hard.
Person One: That hug was really tight, I think I could have died.
Person Two: It was obviously a Russian Hug.
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Mixing and a table spoon of a bear fuckers pussy with a shot of vodka.
If you want to be a real gopnik, drink a Russian table spoon.
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When you and a group of friends have a girl roll up into the fetal postion and shit on her and then all of you ejaculate on her.
My friends came over last night and we went out and got a hooker and gave her a russian cinnamon roll.
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The act of an older Russian pulling out of the asshole of his younger partner and sliding the tip of his cum-laden penis along the length of his partner's taint.
For their fourth anniversary, Craig wanted to go to the movies, but Joe insisted on a Russian Mud Bath.
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When a male proceeds to ejaculate on a women's anus and the cum rolls down towards the genitalia. The cum resembles a Russian hamster racing.
"BRO GUESS WHAT!?"
"What?"
"Last night my Russian Hamster raced to her Vag in 6 seconds!!!!"
"No way, NICE!"
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Article 17
1. In the Russian Federation recognition and guarantees shall be provided for the rights and freedoms of man and citizen according to the universally recognized principles and norms of international law and according to the present Constitution.
2. Fundamental human rights and freedoms are inalienable and shall be enjoyed by everyone since the day of birth.
3. The exercise of the rights and freedoms of man and citizen shall not violate the rights and freedoms of other people.
Article 18
The rights and freedoms of man and citizen shall be directly operative. They determine the essence, meaning and implementation of laws, the activities of the legislative and executive authorities, local self-government and shall be ensured by the administration of justice.
Article 19
1. All people shall be equal before the law and court.
2. The State shall guarantee the equality of rights and freedoms of man and citizen, regardless of sex, race, nationality, language, origin, property and official status, place of residence, religion, convictions, membership of public associations, and also of other circumstances. All forms of limitations of human rights on social, racial, national, linguistic or religious grounds shall be banned.
3. Man and woman shall enjoy equal rights and freedoms and have equal possibilities to exercise them.
Russian Bill Of Rights is used when someone says russians dont have rights
person 1: Russians don't have rights, there commies
russian person:Chapter 2. Rights and Freedoms of Man and Citizen
Article 17
1. In the Russian Federation recognition and guarantees shall be provided for the rights and freedoms of man and citizen according to the universally recognized principles and norms of international law and according to the present Constitution.
2. Fundamental human rights and freedoms are inalienable and shall be enjoyed by everyone since the day of birth.
3. The exercise of the rights and freedoms of man and citizen shall not violate the rights and freedoms of other people.
Article 18
The rights and freedoms of man and citizen shall be directly operative. They determine the essence, meaning and implementation of laws, the activities of the legislative and executive authorities, local self-government and shall be ensured by the administration of justice.
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