Russian Hug

It's basically another name for suicide. All jokes aside though, it's just like a bear hug, except that person sort of jumps on you and squeezes you really hard.

Person One: That hug was really tight, I think I could have died.
Person Two: It was obviously a Russian Hug.

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russian breast relief

I do breast relief

I do russian breast relief

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russian table spoon

Mixing and a table spoon of a bear fuckers pussy with a shot of vodka.

If you want to be a real gopnik, drink a Russian table spoon.

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Russian cinnamon roll

When you and a group of friends have a girl roll up into the fetal postion and shit on her and then all of you ejaculate on her.

My friends came over last night and we went out and got a hooker and gave her a russian cinnamon roll.

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Russian Mud Bath

The act of an older Russian pulling out of the asshole of his younger partner and sliding the tip of his cum-laden penis along the length of his partner's taint.

For their fourth anniversary, Craig wanted to go to the movies, but Joe insisted on a Russian Mud Bath.

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Russian Hamster Race

When a male proceeds to ejaculate on a women's anus and the cum rolls down towards the genitalia. The cum resembles a Russian hamster racing.

"BRO GUESS WHAT!?"

"What?"

"Last night my Russian Hamster raced to her Vag in 6 seconds!!!!"

"No way, NICE!"

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Russian Road Head

Having sex with a Russina on a dirtbike

My friend got a new dirtbike and had Russian Road Head with a foreign exchange student.

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