Mongolian Fishing

when you have anal sex with someone until they shit all over your dick, then you feed your shit covered dick to their cat, and allow the cat to lick the residue off until you jizz all over it's pussy-cat-face!

person A: Hey man, did you see the look on that girl's face after I turned her cat into a jizz-cicle?

person B: THAT WAS BOSS! That was the second time you went Mongolian fishing this week!

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Jesus fishing

vi. The act of attempting to lure people into one's belief system by evangelizing or proselytizing. E.g. a Mac user trying to convert a PC user.

Jim is such a big fan of the iphone that he cannot resist Jesus fishing whenever he knows he among a bunch of Blackberry users.

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Tickle Fish It

Putting your lit cigarette out on a random object.

"I'm done with my cigarette, what should I do with it?"
"Tickle fish it, man."
*Puts cigarette out on the side of a house.

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cock-fished

When a guy sends you picture's of a dick that aren't actually his. Trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker penis than he does.

You: Durk sent me several puctures of his dick but they don't look the same.
Friend : you have been cock-fished! You know, like that show "catfish" but with a guys dick.

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Mouth Fishing

A pre-oral sex practice of kissing around a womens inner thigh area in an attempt to detect a foul smelling vagina. If a foul stench is encountered, the man moves in close and takes a mouth full of the air near the pussy hole. He then crawls back up to kiss her on the face right after exhaling into her nose.

I threw up on her panties before i had a chance to even go mouth fishing.

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Puffer Fish

A guy/girl who appears to be skinny on social media with special angles and photo editing software. However, this person is hiding the fact that she is bigger than initially thought. Although, some may still cautiously have sex with the person if they are horny enough.

P.S. It should also be noted that the person may appear to be unaware of what they have done and will often deny it whether it be intentional or not.

Issac: This girl is a puffer fish compared to her Instagram
James: I know right, it's comparing Kim Kardashion to Rebel Wilson.

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Fish 5

-Call of Duty: World at War....
-Call of Duty =C.O.D.
-COD is a type of fish
-Therefore, refer to Call of Duty: World at War as Fish 5

hey lets go play some Fish 5

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