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penis hand

when one touches their penis and scrotum with their hand and then wipes it on another's face

Brown Starr just gave Betsy penis hand.

by Walter Jenkins March 2, 2010

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Sand Penis

Not to be confused with sad penis a sand penis is a lump of sand that has made its way into the bottoms of a girls bathing suit, creating the illusion of a tiny little bob

Sally: Kate u have a sand penis
Kate: it’s bigger that ur man’z
Sally: *dies*

by Ihaveakiwi July 16, 2018

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Penis Shy

Cannot take a piss with others around

Nick couldn’t use the urinal because he’s penis shy.

by LiamP69 August 27, 2022

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penis mentality

When a person thinks like a "guy," but is not a guy. The "spread your seed" mentality and way of life that is usually unconventional, or even unacceptable. Usually an adopted lifestyle by a young woman.

"Like, omg, Paris Hilton has total penis mentality, she's dated everyone, not that she cares to remember them. Just another notch on her..."

by gtrav January 23, 2009

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Penis Pullers

Another word for skinny jeans except, that these will make your penis size decrease, and make you a social outcast hence the name Penis Pullers.

Look at that dude he's totally rocking Penis Pullers

by RomeyPooh March 15, 2011

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penis with lotion

1. Apparently wins you $1,000 Family Feud.
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"

Search up "The Best WTFGameshow Moment. Ever." By sagermaster15, You'll see what penis with lotion means.

by THE NIGGER WHO STOLE YOUR BIKE June 6, 2010

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Penis clot

When there is a blood clot in your penis

Andrew: my dog died of a penis clot
Connor: it is what it is

by Connor cannoli November 28, 2017

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