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Song in Japanese used by hot TikTok catgirls 🥵
- Ayo have you seen those catgirls do the nya ichi ni san nya dance?
- SHEESH those girls are hot as fuck!
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big bad fish from a video that extends his mouth and is from san diego also appears in a lego roblox game named item asylum
guy 1: hey have u heard of the killer fish from san diego he has already killed 50 persons
guy 2: OH NO
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A school that ain't nothin compared to Tesoro.
"lol, imagine being a mustang from San Juan Hills High School"
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When two uncircumcised men put their finger inside the others' foreskin and then smell them upon withdrawal.
When I walked in the room and smelled aged Gouda I knew Bryan and his buddy had been doing the San Fransisco point and sniff.
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When you have the first person (generally male) lays down on his back then has a WILLING female mount him in a 69 position. Then a well endowed little person mounts the female anally.
I never knew such a little guy could have such upper body strength, and he gave that guy a tea bag at the same time. So, thats a San Diego short stack?
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A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.
"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."
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Cal State School in the middle of nowhere filled with a bunch of pretentious losers that didn't get into UC Berkeley. Is also the Alma Mater of Scott Peterson; convicted murderer currently on death row for Killing his pregnant wife.
Douche 1: Dam man I didn't get into Berkeley
Guy 1: Sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?
Duche 1: Guess I'll go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.
Guy 1: yes! I got into Cal Poly SLO!
Guy 2: Didn't that crazy asshole Scott Peterson go there??
Guy 1: Oh yea huh? Guess I better just go to Cal State LA or San Diego State.
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