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The act of ejaculating oneself in the vast beauty of nature using the sights and smells for arousal.
One time, my friend Abby too a nature wank on the side of a cliff.
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One who masturbates so furiously the semen drips from the ceiling blocking out all light, giving the impression of a dungeon of cum
Guy 1: dude, whys it so dark here
Guy 2: fapfapfapfapfap
Guy 1: ahhh i see you have invested in a Wank Dungeon
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A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.
Hey Jeff I'm about to go for a posh wank
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When you jerk it with your pinkie up - like a Victorian era gentleman drinking a cup of tea.
I was so ready for an upper-class experience I had to pre-empt it with a posh wank
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a session of masturbation that was in some way spoiled, interrupted or unenjoyable.
"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."
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a sly yet secretive gentleman's pleasure by hand and cock
guy 1 ' what the fuck you ding you cunt?'
guy 2 ' shit! what the fuck '
guy 1 ' put it away you dick, your a furtive wanker'
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When someone is in a call with someone (I.e. Skype or Teamspeak) and then they start wanking off and talking to them at the same time, without making any noise.
A: Did you know that most of the times we talk I'm sneak wanking?
B: Tmi , didn't need to know that bro.
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