square one

An awsomely large mall in Mississauga, Ontario Canada

Sally: Hey man lets go to Square One and buy stuff!!
Anna: Yes lets

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one direction

the boy band that ruined my life

fan #1: one direction
fan #2: *throws self off nearest cliff*

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tie one on

To get drunk, sauced, hammered, sleighed, intoxicated, snookered, pissed, sh!t faced or wasted.

I tie one on and called some chick I met on the internet.

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One Direction

A popular boy band that somewhat lacks talent and is disliked by anyone except 12-14 year old girls.

Olivia- OMG 1D FO EVA
Zac- but they lack talent or skill?
Olivia- BUH HARRY STYLES IZ MY BABEEHHH ONE DIRECTION YEAH
Zac- yeah ok.

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one ball

a state of being in which you are so infatuated with a female that you are willing to depart with a testicle (ball) to be with her.

dude, padma lakshmi from top chef is so fine i would one ball that.

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Low One

An act which fuses the raw power of the pelvic thrust with universal symbolism of the high five. In effect, two males, usually Bros will pelvic thrust at one another, making their shafts collide in a meaty power-clap. It should be noted that as balls are not touching, the Low One is acceptably straight.

Hey bro, nice job! Give me a Low One!

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One-bell

The act of ringing someone's mobile (cellular) phone so that it rings just the once. This ensures that both the dialler and the diallee simultaneously now have the other person's number in their phones; and by hanging up before the conversation element of the call begins, any expense is negated.

This is used primarily in a face-to-face situation, such as when someone replaces their phone and needs to both re-acquire his friend's numbers and let them know his new number; or after two people meet for the first time and wish to exchange numbers.

"Mike, one-bell me so I get your number. Mine's 079..."

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