The type of male pattern baldness in which a man is bald on top with hair around the sides and back of his head.
If i were bald, I would shave my head before I would sport a ring around the ding dong!
A ring stinging poo denter, is when two gay men with very thick penises have anal intercourse with each other right before needing to take a shit and the person on the receiving end will feel their ring stinging and their feces being dented at the same time.
Far out dude. Gary gave me a ring stinging poo denter the other day! My ring still hurts now! And god! I couldn't take a shit for like 5 hours dude, it was painful!
Miles is one of the sexiest guys you will ever meet. He is Cute , Adorable, Sexy, Fit and hot. You will never find a guy like Miles. He is always loyal to his girlfriend and is the boyfriend you could ever have. Miles always knows how to make a girl happy and cares about there feelings. He has a great sence of humour. One of the best people you will ever meet.
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Miles everest-ring Best boyfriend
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After you give someone a pink sock, you cut the sock off and wear it on your wrist.
Guy 1, "Dude, check out your wrist! You killed her o-ring! No, you dominated her o-ring! That's some crazy ass O-ring Domination!"
Guy 2, "Yeah, I don't play around."
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A circular metal object inserted throught the stuffing in the taco (see cliterous), that happened to become infected due to nasty vagina juices.
I was forking this fat chick right, and then she had this puss infected clit ring...
*everyone throws up.
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mean that you are announcing to the world that you only take it up the ass, & taking only big black dicks.
Are you more of a little black ring, or a purity ring kind of girl?
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To perform anal sex on a female. In other words, to fuck a bitch in the ass!
Yo. Hopefully tonight i'll stretch her poo ring
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