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Ring Around The Ding Dong

The type of male pattern baldness in which a man is bald on top with hair around the sides and back of his head.

If i were bald, I would shave my head before I would sport a ring around the ding dong!

by The Joneses December 8, 2014


Ring stinging poo denter

A ring stinging poo denter, is when two gay men with very thick penises have anal intercourse with each other right before needing to take a shit and the person on the receiving end will feel their ring stinging and their feces being dented at the same time.

Far out dude. Gary gave me a ring stinging poo denter the other day! My ring still hurts now! And god! I couldn't take a shit for like 5 hours dude, it was painful!

by n8frompap October 26, 2018


miles everest-ring

Miles is one of the sexiest guys you will ever meet. He is Cute , Adorable, Sexy, Fit and hot. You will never find a guy like Miles. He is always loyal to his girlfriend and is the boyfriend you could ever have. Miles always knows how to make a girl happy and cares about there feelings. He has a great sence of humour. One of the best people you will ever meet.

Ilysfm Miles xx

Miles everest-ring Best boyfriend

by Laura Tomlinson January 3, 2015

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O-ring Domination

After you give someone a pink sock, you cut the sock off and wear it on your wrist.

Guy 1, "Dude, check out your wrist! You killed her o-ring! No, you dominated her o-ring! That's some crazy ass O-ring Domination!"

Guy 2, "Yeah, I don't play around."

by Wafflepjs November 30, 2010

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puss infected clit ring

A circular metal object inserted throught the stuffing in the taco (see cliterous), that happened to become infected due to nasty vagina juices.

I was forking this fat chick right, and then she had this puss infected clit ring...
*everyone throws up.

by Jaun Ortega March 4, 2010

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little black ring

mean that you are announcing to the world that you only take it up the ass, & taking only big black dicks.

Are you more of a little black ring, or a purity ring kind of girl?

by meat & two vegg June 11, 2016

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stretch her poo ring

To perform anal sex on a female. In other words, to fuck a bitch in the ass!

Yo. Hopefully tonight i'll stretch her poo ring

by COB David November 20, 2007

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