Robert is the type of guy to just make you want to fucking off yourself.
Robert is dumb asfffffff.
Robert is a massive warrior bred for war, and stands monument to the greatness of it
Person 1: Robert's getting deployed to Syria.
Person 2: Whoa?!? Robert? The war will be over by winter!
A lot of people get this wrong about guys named Robert. Sure, they're smart and has the capacity to be funny, but they don try to show it. That's because they don't stand out in a crowd or try to do the most they can. Yes, they can be a heartstealer, but many are chronically bitchless with their horrible rizz and reserved personality.
I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
There's no need for an example of Robert, I just gave you everything you need to know.
A gay, usually from Finland. Love having fun with guys, especially "short" guys.
Robert is going to have a gay party tomorrow
Robert is passionate friend who can help you in your hard time, but he wi be the friend who makes fun of you when you are heart broken.
Me: Hey Robert my boyfriend just broke up with me
Robert: Write a whole 7 paragraph texts just to comforts you.
THATS MY REAL NAME AND WHY YOU SEARCH THIS
MY FULL NAME IS ROBERT SANTOS DAIM AND WHY WHOLDE YOU SHEACH THIS
A very small white man who likes kids. In fact Robert likes kids so much he makes EDP look like a Saint. He doesn't need a cup cake to meet a 12 year old. He will go for not only girls but boys too. Robert likes kids so much he doesn't discriminate. He's also pale and gay