Roommate Rule

Roommate A is aloud to order Roommate B to drink a shot in under 10 seconds if Roommate B is feeling upset and Roommate A feels that Roommate B needs a shot.

"I'm upset" Roommate B
"Dude, take a shot" Roommate A
"Nah, I'm too upset to take a shot!" Roommate B
"dude!, TAKE A SHOT! ROOMMATE RULE" Roommate A
"Ugh, well, if it's roommate rule then i guess i have to!" Roommate B

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Ja Rule

a shit stain on the underpants of society. Like Shaggy, ja rule is only recognized becuase his voice sounds like a cross between a lawn mower and a squeeling pig. Ja Rule owes all his fame to Ashanti coz he isn't shit without her.

"dude that rollercoaster was soo scary i think i ja rule'd myself"

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rule 9000

The power level of epicness.Dbz reference to the part in 1 of the episodes where vageta says,"It's over 9000!!!" in the response to the question obviously what does the scouter say about his power level.

Rule 9000:
Vageta,what does the scouter say about his power level?

answer:IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!*break*

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Concert Rules

Ten rules for going to a concert whether it be at a local to a semi bigger show to a freaking mega show in an arena or something. True fact is that everyone has broken one of these rules

1) Never wear the shirt of any band that is playing that night whether it be there current band or any of the members old band.

2) Always wear DEODERANT!

3) Girls never dance unless your willing to get hurt.

4) If your under 12 do not attent.

5) Wear your belt tight. No one wants to see your chonies

6) Do not sing the harmonies with the PA system between band sets.

7) Do not bring your parents.

8) Do not talk to the bands while they are setting up. You have enough time after the show to do so. They are not going anywhere.

9)Do not sing louder then the band

10) TEACH THESE RULES TO YOUR FELLOW SHOW BUDDIES!

(Kid is wearing an Underoath shirt to an Underoath show!)
You:"Dude! You are breaking Concert Rule #1!"

Kid: I didnt know there was such thing as concert rules!

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sag rule

The basic rule for determining if a girl's boobs have an overlap of boob and chest due to large size, or due to aging, aka "sagging."

The rule is as follows:

If, when laying naked on her back, with arms stretched up, there is overlap of boob and chest, then said boobs sag. If not, then any overlap when standing is due to large size.

-Dude, is that chick sagging?
-Nah man, I got with her the other day. She passes the sag rule. Those boobs are just huge.
-Good call dude.

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road rules

Another show made for people in collage and/or living in appartments. It is about people who do weird tasks while on a road trip. It is pure trash TV.

Road Rules is just another reason why MTV went downhill and will never crawl back up.

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road rules

Whoever is bigger, wins.

18-wheeler v. Hyundai, head on, at 80 MPH. Who do you think will win?

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