To work for US Foods and have all your deliveries be short on product. (This is a everyday occurrence)
Roy says Hey Steve how’s your day going why are you at will call, I got sanduskied again. Justin chimes in and says truck short? Steve says yes sir.
Someone who complains about being bored but also has dozens of things to watch from friends recommendations alone.
Friend: There’s nothing to do, I’m so bored.
Me: You could watch RWBY. Or Transformers Prime. Or The Clone Wars. Need I go on, you short doge?
Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.
Haydn has short man syndrome.
When a guy can't grow any taller so he feels the need to brag about his money and watches simply because every other guy is getting pussy because they are taller.
Britney: "I feel bad for anthony, he's still 5'3."
Katie: "I know, I think he struggles with short man syndrome. Explains why his snapchat is always filled with things he just bought"
Word used to describe the type of shorts ou are wearing(free ballin)
Hey baby, im wearing my comfy shorts for easy access
Someone who - typically teenage - is destructive to other people's property. It's slang for "asshole" in the old days, particularly in downeast Maine.
"Get over here, you short-peckered nuisance, you just ran through my garden!"
Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.
"Did Markiplier actually watch the bite of 87? Like real?" - Shorts Merchant