A dickhead on Xbox
That dude we played with last night was a major sir sloppy.
When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first
I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time
When someone breaks in but also breaks into your backside
Did you hear that Dave got a Sloppy Randal last night? The police never found the guy.
A Malikie-ism to describe his terrible taste in footwear gone wrong, wronger than just plain crocs even.
" I have a sloppy croc, but that's my fault for having such crap taste in footwear in the first place"
After a chick was just creampied by another guy, you stick your penis in and pull out with his cum on your penis and slide it across the chicks back, leaving a cum snail trail.
Yo bro, after you finished I came and gave her a sloppy snail and dipped.
When you and your girl are having the most gruesome sex every while riding a bull
Hey John did you see me and my girl doing a sloppy spaniard in the back wan last night.