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the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.
Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.
The act of aggressively fucking an oven until your cock turns red
“I love doing a good old fashioned oven smash”
The TV Program for broadcasting Super Smash Bros competition.
Super Smash Bros Entertainment will be on tonight, I'm rooting for Kirby.
When a person destroys anything within arms reach regardless of sobriety.
Where did that vodka bottle go on the counter? Did someone Kimmeh Smash?
You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce
When you go out with someone just to get a meal and maybe some extras out of it.
Dine n' Smash: Last night I met this hottie named Rachel. Dang she was fine. I asked her out to dinner lookin for something serious out of it and she happily agreed (though her stomach growled right before she said yes but I'm sure it meant nothing) I took her out to eat at my favorite place, (generic fancy restraunt name that is only still open because the drinks alone are $10) so we eat and we're having a good time. I ask her back to my place and she says "ya okay" (keep in mind I reached for the check). We get back to my apartment and I get my keys out to open the door. The. Out of no where she becomes the flash and books it away and leaves my all alone with nothing but the clothes on my back, and my $3 to go box of $100 1 ounce steak.
When you are tired of jerking off with your hand and decide to use the crease of you elbow so it looks like you're flappying a wing
BOB: yo dave next time you jerk off don't use your hand totally over rated you need to Falcon Smash that shit
DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.