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wishin I was Steve

The act of purposely purchasing, acquiring or wearing items of Steve. Due to lack of individuality, your life and being is dedicated to "living like Steve"

Greg: "wow, you just bought a new Rolex. That's the same one Steve has".

Judd: "yeah, I know. I've always wanted to live like Steve"

Greg: I think I'm wishin I was Steve

by Lil Won October 11, 2017


Steve Jay

Weird Al Yankovic's wonderful bassist!! Al's band doesn't get much recognition, so here I am talking about Steve. Steve is just amazing and is really good at playing the guitar.

Person 1: "Have you heard Germs by Weird Al?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I love Steve Jay's part!"
Person 1: "Steve Jay?"
Person 2: "Yeah, where he says microscopic bacteria in a really deep voice"

by Weird Al Fan September 23, 2022


kubba steve

when you rob shit

Damn, I just kubba steved this fitted.

by ONCUE June 25, 2004


Obey Your Steve

v. This term is used to define those inferior of Ultimate Krump status. Steve (who researchers believe to be the divinity of the Krump Kingdom) is a word used to invoke fear into the opposing Krumpee.

"Man foo' dat krump is weak. Obey your steve!"

by MFP846 March 20, 2007


Steve’s Theorem

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”

Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.

by the notorious swish May 23, 2020


Pulled a steve

The act of almost or completely falling back in your chair.

Larry: I noticed jim from accountant almost pulled a steve in the Faculty office.

Dave: They should really give the workers better chairs.

by WACKYJK33 December 29, 2023


steve walk

A walk usually given by a father very likely if the father is named Steve.

I saw this guy doing a steve walk earlier from a mile away.

by Jobrojob July 17, 2018