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tuna tip occurs after several hours of love making usually in the morning .
wow last night was amazing sweetie 8 hours straight damn im sore ive got to pee .... well smells like i got tuna tip honey time for a shower .
The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.
Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.
The syringe an IV drug addict wants and uses that has a long gauge.
Person 1: “Do you have any new tools?”
Person 2: “Yeah, and I’ve got those long tip ones, which work better on me.
When the waitress hands you the bill and the tip starts at 18% and ends at 25%. You feel guilty and leave a 25% tip even though the service and food was not too good
Tom - Hey Matt, looks like they're asking for a $25 tip for out crappy $100 lunch
Matt - Hey, they're just guilt tipping you. Leave $10 - They're lucky to get it
Hard nipples that are visible through clothing.
Damn it must be cold, that girl’s milk-tips are showing.
When the server does their job right, and you go above and beyond the average tip percentage to show gratitude.
Fat tipping usually equates to 50%-100% of the bill.
Yo, our server was on point. She's gonna be fat tipped.