Test cough

A fake cough let out when one is told to be completely silent.

Teacher: I'm going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you're all getting written up.
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up

Slag test

Type your definition here...testing how easy a girl is on first date

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...I tried the slag test on Sarah she passed with flying colours she loves a finger blasting

post-test clarity

The feeling of lucidity a student gets after finishing a test and turning it in. Said student will suddenly understand a question that has puzzled them on the test or realize a dumb mistake they have made on the exam. This feeling is often accompanied by regret, despair, and disgust, for it is too late to make any changes to the text.

Emily: "Oh NO! I forgot to add C after I integrated on problem 7 part a!"
John: "At least you had post-test clarity, so you won't make the mistake next time."

Johnny Test

adjective: Johnny Test
of only average quality; not very good.
causing irritation or annoyance.

of poor quality or a low standard.
not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.

"that tv show was such a johnny test''

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Saggy Boob Test

A test to determine if your boobs are a) saggy or not and b) how saggy they are

Firstly sit back in a chair or sit up in bed and place a pencil on the underside of your breast. If the nipple resides below the pencil then the boob is saggy.

There is then a scale to determine how saggy the boob is by the number of pencils it takes to get to the nipple

Scale:

1 pencil = saggy
2 pencil = deflated

3 pencil = empty

4 pencil = completely drained

5 pencil = witch tits

6 pencil = completely ruined

7 pencil = football socks

8 pencil = sausage tits

I'm going to do the saggy boob test today to see how saggy my tits are

citrus test

A woman (up to 5 persons) who agrees with this test must lay on her back and spread eagle. A man with either lemon or lime squeezes the fruit on to the pussy, then see if the woman responds with a scream (waaa)( ouch)or (it burns) then she has some sort of clitora infection. If not the. Grab a hold of her for a good time!

Dude: Lay down girls it’s time for a citrus test!

Girl 1: I’ve pass multiple citrus tests before

Girl 2: what’s a citrus test
Girl 3: ‘explains it’

Testing Accommodations

“Testing Accommodations” otherwise known as “help for stupid people” are used in order to help those with less in the grey matter department do better on tests.

Samandra needed testing accommodations to pass the test.