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Something very gay to say to a total stranger
"I know you said you weren't here to make friends, but i like you, dude."
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A type of person characterized by excessive drug use, involvement in pre-marital sex (fornication), alcohol abuse, and overindulgent gambling, particularly a male.
Usually turns to priesthood/spirituality after all that partying
*fact* Kanye West WAS a hippy-dippy dude... but now he's back to his old ways, so idk what to call him
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This is a fake historical event that has been mentioned about Barney Stinson in the show How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014). Barney mentions this event when there was not so many guys in the night club.
Show: How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)
Season: 3
Episode: 12- No Tomorrow
Time: 5:00
"Bodyguard: Yeah. Sorry, guys. Look, if it was just you two, you can go in right now. But we got nothing but girls in there. People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar.
Barney: Would you excuse us for a minute? (To Ted) Ted I'm going to be hones. I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing.
Ted: No! (sarcastic)
Barney: But I'm starting to think there is some serious planetary cr*p going on here tonight. Never in the history of New York City nightclubs has there been a shortage of dudes. Now even during the great dude shortage of 1883. We've got to ditch these girls. (The ones accompanying them)"
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Common expression of disagreement from a shitfacedindividual on their current level of shitfacedness.
Guy 1: You sure you can drive? You're pretty drunk, you can't even walk!
Guy 2: Nah dude I'm fine. *pukes in Guy 1's lap*
Guy 1: Fuckin drunktard...
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A tall skinny white dude is someone who meets that description. Men of this body type will often be hung so long, it is comparable to an average black dick.
That tall skinny white dude over there was uncut and reached so far, I can’t walk straight today.
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Phrase coined by the World of Warcraft forums which became a popular explitive when referring to how you feel about someone, ie. "Wow, you're an ass"
WoW you A Dude ass
the 40% spell damge was not Perce holy damge you Dum Reroll pally to Druid
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=8202605825&sid=1&pageNo=1
It was a sunny sunday day in alabama. Sharon put her pup on the leash and began their routine morning run. Sharon's eye caught a young beefy man hunk, and while her attention was turned , she and her pup took opposite sides of a light post. Sharon jolted forward and fell, injuring her left knee. 'WoW you A Dude Ass!' she exlcaimed. Her pup yowled
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One of the shibbiest movies ever. Has a lot of really awsome jokes.
1. "dude where's my car?" "where's ur car dude?"
2. "just the chicken, rice, soup, and cookies" "and then?" "no, no and then!" ect..
3. "shibby!"
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