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A variation of secret santa, in which a group of sexually frustrated males are blindfolded. Then, a group of disgustingly pregnant bimbos subsequently pull down the oblivious males trousers. The winner of this stupendous game is who can guess is sucking them off the quickest.
I can’t wait for our office Christmas party, this year we’re playing secret slut!
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One who knowingly participates in the act of cheating but is not the cheater or cheated.
Theo is such a deviant slut!! He hooked up with Sophie even though she was still with her boyfriend!!
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A temporary girlfriend designated solely for the duration of a state mandated probation. One is specifically acquired for duties such as: sperm depository, taxi services, meal preparatory, & financial assistance. Probation slut is immediately dismissed upon completion of probation.
Ernie: "So what?... are you gonna hibernate now that you plead guilty to your DUI?!"
Gill: "It's all good, go me a probation slut."
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the little extra chunk that you love to hump
you know how topanga from boy meets world is a little chubby, but good chubby.....well that's slut pudge....
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Virgin Slut (noun): Virgin girls who are very forward with flirting and touching but haven't or don't want to "put out"--Teasing and feeling up on someone is something that's common. Likes to dance close and is pretty horny. Unsure of feelings. Usually very timid or self-concious outside of the party atmosphere.
- "Dude did you see how much she was grinding on me?!"
"Yeah but she's a total Virgin slut, she'd never put out."
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Girl who loves to be urinated on, and derives specific sexual enjoyment from the act.
I hear that Katie's a real water slut
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Also known as a Skatepark Hoe, a Skatepark Slut will go to a skatepark, sit around in skateboarder clothing, then try to hook up to any desparate skater. She will also ask to use peoples skateboards to fake a fall, then laugh and scream to distract skateboarders. They will also scream if a skateboarder rides near them, even if they are 10ft away. One of the biggest signs of a Skatepark Slut is when you catch them giving hugs and/or kisses to multiple people throughout the day. If you are hooked up to a Skatepark Slut, you should realize that when she is talking to other skaters, she is really flirting with them, because sometimes it is hard to realize. Skatepark Sluts are really low, and posers. Stay away and if you impress them, do what they do, lure them in. Then tell them you hate sluts, and that'll probably solve that problem. Good luck, and dont fall for Skatepark Sluts!
Dude, ya no dat chick you think hooked up with is just a Skatepark Slut, right?
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