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Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?
A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground
"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"
"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"
Bulbous Johnson refers to the penis being very large and bulging.
The term originated in Atlanta, USA.
Man I just used my Bulbous Johnson on that gal
The hair on or around your penis
1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!
Tall guy, lives in Ohio, and eats Twinkie stuffed horses
Omg that guy is such a Vincent johnson
When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.
“I got with this chick last weekend and I gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”
A little person, usually under 3 foot. They contradict themselves a lot, and make up empty threats.
(Football Context)
"We'll see where you end up, come end of the season" (Implying his football team will finish above yours)
"Oh stop being a Lee Johnson"