I want to kill myself.

What do you think it means?

I don't see any purpose in life and am completely socially inept, I want to kill myself.

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Don't kill my vibe

1) A phrase one would use toward another person, telling them to not spoil their good mood.

2) used in situations where phrases like "stay away from me" would be used

Professor, don't kill my vibe by assigning that 20 page report on my birthday.

Sometimes I need to be alone, bitch don't kill my vibe.

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I Can't Kill Myself

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.

Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.

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Kill your Family Show

A joke TV show that appeared on Episode 45 of YGOTAS. It consists of Melvin repeating the phrase Kill your Family over and over again. Best show ever.

Marik: Oh look a shiny box! I must worship it!

Melvin: Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family!

Merchant: What's the matter? You never seen the Kill your Family show?

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If it bleeds, we can kill it

Much like Get to da choppa! this is a much quoted line by the character Dutch in the action film Predator.
played by-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Must be said barely audibly, due to an over sized cigar or sum such stand in prop and a thick Austrian accent.

Can be used in any number of social situations often regarding an overly optimistic and highly unlikely outcome.

Mac: Dude, that babe is way too hot for you.

(puts rolled up beer mat between teeth and assumes Austrian accent)

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

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You're killing me, Smalls

Line from the movie "The Sandlot," meant to show extreme frustration towards someone's ineptitude or clueless-ness, sometimes both.

"Last night's episode of American Gladiators was wicked?"
"What's American Gladiators?"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

"Johnson, did you back up those files like I asked"
"Umm,no, sir. I forgot"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

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Lisha Kill Middle School

A crummy middle school that has all the drama and useless shit that you can expect from a rundown school. A decrease in good teachers with the schools fucked up budget makes sure that you get all the shitty teachers that you dont want. Terrible sports teams and a shitty administration to make sure that these years of your life suck dick.

On a scale of Lisha Kill Middle School to Shen it defently a 4

I went to Lisha Kill Middle School and now i cant spell

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