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Sarah Soda Sizzler is when a woman...or man gives a guy a handjob or blowjob to the point of ejaculation and then aims it into the belly button. After the belly button is full of the semen, the woman...or man then sucks it out like a jello shot.
Last night Mike gave me a Sarah soda sizzler. He gave me a hand job and made sure when I ejaculated the Semen went into my belly button so he could suck it out like a jello shot.
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Sarah is so beautiful and nobody could ever ask for more
my love for sarah is so beautiful and her vagina is huge
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A creature for Brooklyn, New York who is so Jewish, and so disgusting, that it landed multiple acting roles playing a legs spread obnoxious whore on Sex in the City. A show who’s chief audience is obnoxious disgusting Jewish cubbourd dwelling trolls.
Sarah Jessica Parker sheesh... it makes me shead a tear when I realize that a Jew mutt like that can earn a living showing her face. Harvey Weinstein and the Jews have a chokehold on Hollywood.
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One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.
Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."
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When the person on the receiving end of anal sex secretes feces guys penis.
"I'm so f****in' embarrassed!! I just gave that dude a Creamy Sarah"
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Sarah Urie is the wife of Brendon Urie. She is a gold digger. Sarah Urie was never famous to begin with but dates celebrities because she is a straight up gold digger. We don't stan.
Sarah Urie is a gold digger.
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When you have a pen but no paper and MUST write something down. Your palm becomes your notepad. Particularly pleasing when done by a Democrat.
When this liberal gal wrote my e-mail address on her palm, I thought; even Democrats can have a Sarah Palin Moment.
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