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The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.
"I got Reverse Laser Snaked last night"
Following a night of wild sex and passionate satisfaction, the leftover swimmers seal the urethral meatus (your cock hole) and create two master streams of urine,which may or may not hit both side of the porcelain throne. This is also referred to as "rimming it".
"Dude, I totally had snake eye pee this morning. I hit the tub and the sink at the same time!"
When I a guy masturbates first thing in the morning to start his day.
Tommy does not leave his house until he has done his morning snake pull.
An Australian albino female with very pale skin and white blonde hair. Usually seen driving an echo sportivo, a brum brum snake likes to spread love and be loved. Her sibling is also an albino and their last name is commonly Prumm
Oi brum brum snake, whats crackin in the cazbah?
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To deposit an extraordinarily lengthy fecal defecation in a toilet and deliberately, in a spitefully manner, not flush the toilet.
After being scolded for not cleaning his room, Johnny decided to leave a snake in the basket to disgust his parents.
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a "shit happens" kind of term
"Dude i was mowing the lawn and i slipped on wet grass and the blade cut off three toe's!"
"Snakes on a plane man"
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When a girl shits a giant turd in a bag.Puts it in the freezer,then takes the frozen hard turd out and uses the turd as a dilldo.
My x girlfriend is so lonely that she uses a frozen garden snake every night.
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