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It's not gay if you have socks on because you're not fully naked
Ex:Imagine you're gargling ya homies nut sack and you forget to say no homo you good cuz (you) I got socks on.
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When Ali-a sneaks in your house and poops in your sock
Omg I just got hit by a Ali-a poop sock
Means we're fucking don't come in.
Tod is I'm there.
No don't go in there is a sock on door knob.
Oh ok tod is getting a little lucky.
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When a male is in the act of masturbation under the sheets. A sock is used to catch all the semen. Often times left on the floor when finished.
Greg: What is this sock doing on the floor?
Tony: Oh, I fired up a sock last night.
Greg: Ah dude.......
A voluntary stay in the mental hospital when you need to check out for a bit.
Term originated on TikTok.
"I'm starting to feel like I need a grippy sock vacation"
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The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket
Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.
A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.
- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.
Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!