wishin I was Steve

The act of purposely purchasing, acquiring or wearing items of Steve. Due to lack of individuality, your life and being is dedicated to "living like Steve"

Greg: "wow, you just bought a new Rolex. That's the same one Steve has".

Judd: "yeah, I know. I've always wanted to live like Steve"

Greg: I think I'm wishin I was Steve

Steve Jay

Weird Al Yankovic's wonderful bassist!! Al's band doesn't get much recognition, so here I am talking about Steve. Steve is just amazing and is really good at playing the guitar.

Person 1: "Have you heard Germs by Weird Al?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I love Steve Jay's part!"
Person 1: "Steve Jay?"
Person 2: "Yeah, where he says microscopic bacteria in a really deep voice"

Pulled a steve

The act of almost or completely falling back in your chair.

Larry: I noticed jim from accountant almost pulled a steve in the Faculty office.

Dave: They should really give the workers better chairs.

steve walk

A walk usually given by a father very likely if the father is named Steve.

I saw this guy doing a steve walk earlier from a mile away.

Crazy Steve

WARING!! Only skits cuts should attempt. Named after Crazy Steve himself, (first appearing in episode 3 of the Mike Nolan Show), a Crazy Steve is the act of filling a bong with any sort of strong liquor, taking a bowl out of it, and chugging the liquor inside before exhaling.

Nolan: Fill the cunt right I’ma take a Crazy Steve
Les: Fuckin’ A cunt

Salty steve

When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.

Susanna and Andre did a salty steve last night. They are so fucking gross.

I.. am steve

Infamous hit punchline by the infamous Jack Black who stars the infamous Steve in the infamous movie trailer of the infamous A Minecraft Movie.

<Jack Black> I.. am steve.

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