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To wank ur willy
Masturbate
Beat ur meat
Choke the chicken
"I just totally did the British wank bro"
"Do u ever get any pussy"
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when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.
Sam&will bby
Yo bro you look sad fool, your defiantly a cry wanking tonight pussy
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a wank so vigorous that it causes the user to rip his own penis off.
Mikey Hodgkinson ripped his dick of through a vigorous wank.
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A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.
Hey Jeff I'm about to go for a posh wank
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When you jerk it with your pinkie up - like a Victorian era gentleman drinking a cup of tea.
I was so ready for an upper-class experience I had to pre-empt it with a posh wank
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a session of masturbation that was in some way spoiled, interrupted or unenjoyable.
"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."
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a sly yet secretive gentleman's pleasure by hand and cock
guy 1 ' what the fuck you ding you cunt?'
guy 2 ' shit! what the fuck '
guy 1 ' put it away you dick, your a furtive wanker'
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