A sweetie from online who keeps you company during your boring work from home days.
My wfh experience was initially quite boring and isolating, but that changed when I started talking to a work from home honey.
Used like for real but with more energy
Ava:he's famous
Aidan:forFor rizzles my home slides
A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals
Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off
A home is a place with a goofy looking cup that has an important message on it.
“Do you have a silly, kinda ugly looking cup with an important message on it in your home?”
“No haha, that’s weird!”
“Then it’s not a home.”
A home is a place with a gooofy looking cup that has an important message written on it.
«Do you have a silly, kinda ugly looking cup with an important message in your home?»
«No, haha. That’s weird!”
“Then it’s not a home.”
The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.
Man this home bowl syndrome is really hitting me hard