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One who masturbates so furiously the semen drips from the ceiling blocking out all light, giving the impression of a dungeon of cum
Guy 1: dude, whys it so dark here
Guy 2: fapfapfapfapfap
Guy 1: ahhh i see you have invested in a Wank Dungeon
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when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!
after watching that beastiality porn over the weekend, brian had a miserable wank, poor bloke!
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Masturbatory act carried out in any branch of a multinational bank or other corporate entity.
Frequently in protest.
Got £120 in bank charges this month. I'll show them. Going in today for a branch wank.
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when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.
Sam&will bby
Yo bro you look sad fool, your defiantly a cry wanking tonight pussy
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a wank so vigorous that it causes the user to rip his own penis off.
Mikey Hodgkinson ripped his dick of through a vigorous wank.
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a session of masturbation that was in some way spoiled, interrupted or unenjoyable.
"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."
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A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.
Hey Jeff I'm about to go for a posh wank
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