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Dont BE stupid put a condom on when u are gonan have sex
Johnny i hear that ur gonna have sex ,so dont be silly wrap your willy
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a cute tik toker, my future baby daddy and husband. - s
Willy Wonka Tiktok is played by Duke Depp.
person a: "who's behind Duke?"
person b: "you're stupid, he's Duke Depp/Willy Wonka Tiktok"
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When a girl is so turned on during sex that she begs you to cum inside her. After she gets off, she’s mad because she has to go get that plan B, so she punches you in the eye.
Damn dude, my girl gave me a one eyed Willy last night.
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It's a porno about a some dude's nephew bout to inherit a sex toy factory but the only way to show devotion is by fuckin' some whore in the ass!
Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?
Clerk : No.
Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?
Clerk : 'the fuck!?
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To Poop In A Girls Mouth Then French Kiss Her To Get It In Your Mouth Then Swish It Around In Your Mouth To Make It Liquidy, Then To Spit It In Her Anus And Then Have Anal Sex With Her
Matt- I love the willy Wonka's Choclate Factory
Will- I know!
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Similar to the reverse wet willy (stick your finger in your ear then put in someones mouth when they are not paying attention) except that you put your finger in someone's ear then stick your finger into someone else's mouth when they are not paying attention.
By sticking my finger in Joe's ear and then putting my finger into John's mouth I completed the reverse wet willy once removed.
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One of the Durex mottos meaning: Put a mother fucking condom on your penis when doing the nasty.
Mark: Hello Sam...
Sam: Hi Mark, I'm gunnar have sex...
Mark: Don't be silly wrap your willy! >:O
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