fork you

The same as fuck you but less harsh

I told that bitch to go "fuck herself" and she said "fork you"!

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thank you

To be gratefull for something.

Thanks for a good fuck.

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Is you rollin

Rolling on Ecstasy.

Did you pop that pill? Is you rollin yet?

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You Dumb

A term used often in place of a lengthy insult regarding someones intelligence, commonly this term is used when the party it is directed at is believed to only have the ability to comprehend two words at one time.

Jimmy says "I went out back yesterday and stole my dogs fun stick"
Bob retorts "Jimbo... You dumb."

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you wellin

It means "your joking!" or "your kidding!". Suggesting that whatever the person said was unrealistic or just stupid.

Trey: I bet I could get a date with Beyoncé.
Mick: You wellin my nigga!

Kevin: Imma blow the school up.
Daiquawn: You wellin bruh!

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as if you did that

1.when you say as if you did that you mean i cant beleive you did that

kathryn-"i sucked jimmys cok" lisa-"omg as if you did that"

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you smoke, you croak

A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.

You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"

Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."

Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"

Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."

Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)

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