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the penis, especially when ejaculating. release of some hot, sticky, 'mucilage' sometimes resulting in the eventual appearance of an uninvited 'guest'!
can you come over on thursday? (response:) i guess so, i'll just be playing with my hot glue gun!
made a 'mess' with my hot glue gun, and down the road two became three!!
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The act of inhaling, and immediately "shooting" the smoke out of your mouth before taking another drag.
hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! would be a literal explanation of machine gun smoking
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One of the best fucking Rock bands, like ever. Axl and Slash both rock harder than most people. Slash is a legend he inspired me to play guitar. Sweet Child O Mine is the best song in the world.
Guns N Roses are the best band of the 80s. they do good to the age of bad hair.
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Guns N Roses is a band. This band consists of 8 musicians (in order of importance): Axl Rose (vocals), Slash (guitar), Duff McKagan (bass), Izzy Stradlin (guitar), Steven Adler (drums), Matt Sorum (drums after Adler left), Dizzy Reed (piano), and Gilby Clark (guitar after Stradlin left). Throughtout the 80s and 90s, they were the greatest band ever. They were ugly, raucous, dirty, sleazy, and intimidating. THey were glam with an ugly side, the bad boys of rock and roll. But those guys can write.
From down your throat anthems such as "Welcome to the Jungle", "Civil War", "Paradise City", "It's So Easy", and "Get in the Ring", to deep well written masterpieces such as "Locomotive", "Estranged", "One in a Million", and "Don't Damn Me", to softer, beautiful ballads that were "Patience", "Knockin on Heaven's Door", and the perfect "November Rain", Guns N Roses have earned the respect from millions and millions of people world wide.
If a person who listens to such garbage as Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, or the All American Rejects had "Sweet Child o' Mine" blast into their easr drums, they would burn all their douche rock and buy a copy of Appetite for Destruction immediately.
1. If aliens came down to Earth and requested from me an example of Earth music, I would hand them Appetite for Destruction, by Guns N Roses.
2. Since the Guns N Roses of today don't live up to their rockin prime, Velvet Revolver is a decent substitute.
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A teacher in Lsc that teaches maths
Find Gay Kwan Gun if you need help with your maths.
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derogatory name for the police.
guns n' asses shot a guy last night.
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The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.
Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!
Jake: No! I'll never tell!
Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!
Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!
Michael: Wrong answer bitch!
Jake: No I'm a virgin!
Michael: Spread em'!
Shotgun: (BOOM!)
Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!
Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!
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