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When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a cup for liquids to be drank out of
I made a cup for her wine with my ball sack she smiled and said wow that’s “Montana punch bowl”
Super Bowl 53. One of the most boring super bowls most people have watched. Ending in the patriots victory over the rams 13-3. The game was mainly a defensive game and was very unimpressive on the offensive of side. Tom Brady who is considered one of the best quarter backs of all time has now one 6 Super Bowls and the patriots are tied with the Steelers both with 6 Super Bowls for each NFL franchise
John-hey did you catch Super Bowl 53 Last Night?
Matt-yeah i would’ve rather watched paint dry
When 2 girls are scissoring and they queef at the same exact time causing them to repel from each other like magnets that are both negative/positive.
Dude the girls were scissoring and they did a Delaware Dust Bowl and one of the girls flew back and hit the headboard of the bed.
When someone has multiple flaccid Penises in their mouth at the same time.
Last night my friends and I gave this girl a Chinese Noodle Bowl in the kitchen.
Another meaning of pooping.
The Browns is the poop and the Super Bowl is the toilet.
I'm dropping the Browns to the super bowl.
The vice principle who thinks it's cool to rock a bowl cut and doesn't understand that the shorter it gets, the worse it looks. They also don't understand that dying the thing will not make it look better.
" OMG did you see what King Bowl Cut is wearing today? "
"Ew, yeah. So fugly."
A coconut 🥥
Brad: What is a hairy bowling ball?
Me: A coconut?