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Cat envy

A vehement desire to be a cat due to:
(1) a belief in superiority of cat kind or
(2) the capacity to piss all over humans (cat owner/carer) and get away with it on the grounds of extreme cuteness or
(3) a more simplistic admission of similarities in behaviour/attitude

Dude I think she wished she was a cat everyday. Girl's got a serious case of cat envy!

by Boiling Kettle January 26, 2016


Cat Valentine

a redhead that is so dumb and if you became friends with her you would get bullied but she is so nice and sometimes smart

someone: I saw a cat Valentine
someone 2: oh that thing dumb
someone: no she's not but not wrong

by mutualhelpwattpad December 17, 2022


pappin cats

the act of shooting someone in the forehead. Resulted by combining capping and popping. Originating in Huntington, WV.

Travis was pappin cats in Rainbow Six.

by thefort June 3, 2007


Weiner Cat

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-

by bloonsfan17 January 11, 2014


Water Cat

A seal that apparently looks like a cat in water... nice work

Oh shit, look, there's a Water Cat!
OMG I'M SO SCARED

by WhitePeople6969 June 18, 2011


cats to cream

cats to cream
Pronounced: cats-to-cream

Commonly Misspelled as:
cats to the cream
cats the cream

Synonyms:
Indomitable
Determined
Problem Solver
Perseverance

Antonyms:
Quitter
Stop
Give up

1. A term used to describe Physics type students. When you put down a bowl of cream there is something about it that is irresistible to the cats. Similarly Physics types feel the same way when faced with problems. They cannot wait to get at it. Even though they may have no clue on how to start the problem they can't wait to figure it out. Often times this phrase is used to motivate Physics types when faced with a tough problem.

2. Something my IB Physics teacher says before a test.

3. A motivational statement.

My Physics Teacher told us cats to cream before our Physics Test.

I really had to cats to cream that problem; I didn't even know how to start it.

by AClover May 13, 2020


shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017