donkey coke

When a dumbass buys baking soda when they think it's cocaine.( Usually a dumb bitch)

That dumbass Sarah bought 5 kg. of fucking donkey coke.......DUMBASS!!!

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Donkey stick

A penis of not less than 12 inches.

Marci, how was your date last night? It was awful, Geronimo pulled out the donkey stick and beat me with it. I haven't been able to sit down all day.

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Donkey Punch

The non-sexual form of Donkey Punch. Getting in a fight and throwing an inhumanly hard right cross, giving the other individual serious or even permanent brain damage.

"Bro, I got in a fight with Robbie yesterday and Donkey Punched after he pushed me. Now I have a court date and a fucking medical bill.

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spronkle donkey

someone who is a stupid little bitch like your motherfucking teacher u fucking cunt

MR.C is a spronkle donkey

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flying donkey

same as donkey punch

right after having anal sexual intercourse, punch your girlfriend in the kidney, liver, whatever....
you know the rest....

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donkey balls

chocolate covered balls

Lets go get some donkey balls!ummmmmmmmmm.

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donkey dick

To goof off, procrastinate, stall, or waste time.

Quit donkey dicking around.

If you hadn't been donkey dicking around, you would've been done in fifteen minutes- not an hour.

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