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When you pull down your panties and then your partners panties at the same time. You go cheek to cheek and fart into their bum and blame them for the smell.
As Joe had his hands deep in the sink washing up I sneaked up and gave him a fart transplant. I then waddled off into the night telling him how dirty he smells
A fart within a social setting, producing a comical sound and laughter amongst the group, whilst not offending said groups nasal passages.
Guy 1: " Damn, did you just hear Bill's fart?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was awesome. I can't believe it didn't stink as well."
Guy 1: "Yeah I know, it was a real social fart!"
The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet
I was having a hard time in the loom, until that floodgate fart came, then it was smooth sailing.
An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.
The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.
Spinning rapidly as you fart to disburse the fumes over a wider area.
Luke performed a fart nado to maximize his farts effect at the wedding.
The art of "recycling" single fart by passing it between two people, normally whilst sleeping butt to butt.
The happy couple unwittingly played fart pong all night after an evening meal of baked beans!
A internet fart is when you turn on your mic at a unexpected time emitting a strange sound that emulates the passing of gas.
"Kody! Stop Internet Farting!"