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A euphemism for masturbation
Today was busy. And by busy, I mean I didn't get any me-time. And by me-time I mean that I have not yet gotten to slap the salami.
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Anytime that you think you will be getting to have sex, or the feeling that you need to engage in a sexual act. I guess booty or booty time probably originated from, "brothers" referring to getting with a girl because the large buttock seems to be desired of them. Booty time is a two part word.
If you are excited about going to the bar and finding that special one night someone, you might tell your friends, "It's bootytime". Or if you get hit on by a special someone you might say to your self or anyone near by when the person who engaged you is not listening, "Its booty time".
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20 mins in man time is approximately 1:25 hours in woman time. This definition is applicable when a woman (whether it be your mother, wife, girlfriend, female adequatence) claims she will be going somewhere (usually the store JUST to grab milk or to the pharmacy JUST to grab one thing) is gone for much longer than they told you. Woman think men do this but in reality it is them who do this. Usually their excuse is they "ran into someone" that they haven't seen in ages or that their was some deal at target or old navy, usually some shit like that.
Mom: Ill be gone for like 10 mins don't call me
*1:15 hour later*
Kid: Mom where you?!
*thinks* God damn woman time.
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a period of time during which one must make a effort quickly
Crunch time at the cafeteria often comes at midday, when people are most stressed out and eager for a meal.
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can be used as sarcasm for a terrible day, or series of events.
i woke up late, my car broke down, and i got fired. i'm having a good time.
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when an a group of friends decide to sneak out and have a good time together
Izzy picked me , my cousin up, so we can all go night timing around the city
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A catch-all expression used when conversation turns to the sputtering economy and it's many painful symptoms.
Serves to end a negative topic of discussion while posing that said difficulties are unavoidable but subject to possible improvement when a reshapen economy emerges.
"Dude, did you know Mohammed had to trade in his lexus for a 5-year-old fiat so he can cover his mortgage payments while he retrains?"
"Bad times, man. bad times. I'm hungry."
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