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Also known as the JCB, the Jewish Car Baum is created when you combine a shot of cognac with a healthy amount of Manischewitz wine as a chaser. Please don't get this confused with an Irish Car Bomb, whose name is, indeed, derived from the JCB. Note that since it is a "Baum" and not a "bomb," the brave soul drinking this mess does not necessarily have to drop the shot into thier glass of Manischewitz. For the cognac, the creators recommend Courvoisier, because it makes you feel like a pimp.
Orheez: What drink has the highest reward of getting you hammered but also the greatest risk of causing you to vomit?
Slick: The Jewish Car Baum!
CZA: Aww damn, I'll get the camera and the trash bin.
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A great alternative punk hard rock band that is cool
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A person who is a extreme Muscle car lover, and the type that doesn't like anything that is foreign, aka a nationalist. Primary reason for their muscle car love is the "America, FUCK YEA" attitude. Uses derogatory words to describe anything from Japan or Europe. Thinks that engine power is the only aspect of a performance car. Can be seen doing burnouts in a beat up automatic 94 mustang, which later gets smoked by a Subaru Impreza wagon with half the displacement and cylinders. Doesn't get the point of "handling". Thinks that all import cars are Honda Civics. Not to be confused with a car enthusiast.
Subaru Wagon driver: "Hey is that the 5.0?"
Muscle car Junkie: "no, its a 4.6, too much for you to handle"
*Mustang loses by 5 car lengths*
Subaru Wagon driver: "good thing that race didn't have any turns"
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A bucnh of really shitty cars parked in an empty lot. usually old datsun pickups and thirty year old toyota cars
hey, if you're looking for a car, why don't you dty the mexican car lot down on the corner
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When you take an epic, unwipeable dump. All avenues to a clean butthole have failed. Go straight to shower and do not pass go,
I ate of bunch of Bosnian food last night. Had to take an Assyrian car wash this morning.
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conversation car crash, when two or more people are having an awkward conversation and go to speak at the same time, but it's so delightfully awkward that nobody can choose to speak next.
Adam: bloody weather it's
Dave: (same time) it's
Adam:...
Dave:...go on...
Adam: no it's ok, you go.
Dave: i was just-
Adam: huh?
Dave:...what a conversation car crash
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Someone who is the better looking version of a relative (usually a younger sibling).
Why settle for my brother when you could have the sports car version....
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