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Any person with brown eyes that are exceptionally beautiful and or cute.
"Man did you see the eyes on that Tara girl? She's definitely a brown eyed angel."
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The first time a teenage boy discovers his ascent into manhood after rising from his bed and looking down at the imprint in his sheets.
Mateo: How was your night?
Alex: <Takes puff from a cigar> Amazing. I'm a man now.
Mateo: Oh, are you now? How did that happen?
Alex: I had this dream about Adriana Lima and when I woke up and got out of bed, I looked down and saw my First Snow Angel.
Mateo: Gross, dude.
Alex: If you think that was a sticky situation, wait to you hear what I did with your girlfriend.
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Having loved someone unlike you've loved anybody else. They were your only source of happiness and love and you rid them of their wings. (Break up or divorce)
Boy 1: Hey wasn't she your gf?
Boy 2: She used to be..now she's my wing ridden angel. And I rid her of her wings.
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Preferred team of trashy asians and 99.9% of LA's mexican inhabitants. Never go to Dodger Stadium wearing SF Giants or non-USC (i.e. UCLA) paraphernalia, or you will be heckled, mugged, and then raped by a hoard of cholos.
Dodger Cholo 1: yo homie, that bitch is wearing some giants shit
Cholo 2: aiight let's go fuck him up and steal his rims, ese....
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They suck major shit, no talent on the team. Disgrace to Los Angeles and the lakers. Should just stop playing basketball and the NBA should make them a d league team. Their roster is full of gays such as Kaman, Davis, and Brian cook.
FUK THE CLIPPERS
Vinny likes pussy
Davis is a fatass
just look at their record in their past two years.
LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS=GARBAGE
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A Major League Baseball team originating from Brooklyn, NY, which moved to Los Angeles. Colors are white and blue.
The Los Angeles Dodgers play the San Francisco Giants tomorrow.
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Opposite of a devil's three-way. When God decides to send you two angles from heaven that you can bang all night, meaning two girls on one guy.
Jon: Yo man, I had Laura and Emma last night, that was awesom!
Jan: Damn, I wish I could have a angel's three-way with those two.
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