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When you are giving a girl the shocker and you suddenly switch out your pinky for a ghost pepper. Older couples often use this surprising maneuver in an attempt to spice up an otherwise failing marriage.
Anne couldn't sit down for a week after Shiven slipped her the ol' South Asian Spice Trader. Havvah!
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The best asian rock semi alt-punk band that I have heard of. (mouthfull)
Kid 1- Hey, u a akgfan?
Kid 2- wtf?
Kid 1- you must be gay.
Kid 2- shut up!
Kid 1- Akg rocks. Your mom.
Kid 2- You mean Asian Kung-Fu Generation?
Kid 1- *scream* FINALLY!!?! I KICK YOU!
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A definition for s.p.a.m.; the only pleasant variation of the word.
Mmmm... The spam on the menu at 'Polynesian Savior' is hot & delicious...
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Driving While Asian - The act of driving a car, badly, with an Asian at the wheel. Can be young or old for females, younger males seem to have greater ability than older males but ymmv.
Currently no penalty for D.W.A. however pending legislation in several States would make it a crime punsihable by 6 month suspension of driving privilages.
Insuarance Agent to customer:"Has your girl friend every had a D.U.Iconviction?" Customer:"NO, but she is quilty of D.W.A. (Driving While Asian) all the time."
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When your name is Joshua and you have bad memory and go crazy when someone steals your stuff
"That guy has the Asian Rice Cooker Effect"
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Commonly abbreviated CAD, Chronic Asian Disorder is used to classify those who engage in standard and/or heightened asian activity. These activities can include (but are not limited to): over-succeeding in academia, exhibiting musical prowess, toting about a gauche lunchbox, possessing poor vision resulting in the need for artificial optical corrections, and commonly seek incongruous relations in the opposite sex.
WooTong, who suffers from Chronic Asian Disorder (CAD), shamed his family with his 95% on the higher lever AP cognitive abstract/impractical mathematics course VII. His excuse was the disuniting split-complimentary between his lunchbox and his glasses.
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A rare form of Asian, which has a very fat and wobbly belly. Often found floating in the sea, occasionally mistaken as a boyd.
Person 1: Oh i see a boyd..
Person 2: No, that's no boyd my friend, that's a jelly belly asian floating in the sea!
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