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2mg xanax bars
i call em woo hoo bars cuz they make you go WOO HOO!!!
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The passenger grab rail on a sportbike. Or, can also be a passenger holding strap, located at the front of the sportbike's "bitch seat". Refered to as the "Oh Shit" Bar, because that's the last thing your passenger will ever say, if they lose their grip on it.
"Amy ended up in intensive care, when she lost hold of the "Oh Shit" Bar, while Rico was rounding a curb."
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A corn filled turd that is placed on a significant other's property as a symbol of deep hatred. The orthodox version includes topping off with a well placed line of cum.
Fernando gave his girlfriend a Cudahy Snickers Bar on the hood of her car. He even frosted it for her!
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When a male is having anal intercourse with a female. The male pulls out, flips the girl on her back and shoves his penis into her mouth with force. Simultaneously, he pinches off a shit onto the female's chest.
"I was with Sarah last night and I treated her to some Arabian Candy Bars."
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An insane sexual act invented by my crazy brother Tom. A Canadian Bar Mitzvah is when a woman pour maple syrup on your ball sack and then stomps on it while wearing high heels.
Tom was so stoned last night, I think he let April give him a Canadian Bar Mitzvah!
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an incident that occurred in a biker bar with phil getting knocked out after attempting to get too friendly with a person who wasn't gay and subsequently was ejected by the owner for starting the altercation
Phil consumed 2 Mike's hard lemonades and was acting more drunk than he was to try and flirt with another man at a bar who didn't appreciated it and called him a "faggot" and knocked him smooth out. About 5 minutes later he gets up and stumbles and acts like he wants to fight but is ejected from the bar by the owner in what became known as the biker bar incident.
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This can only occur when the chick you're fucking has to take a shit right before you cum. After you cum the bolus of feces begins to protrude from her anal sphincter. Once an inch or two has made its way out of her, you pull out and blow it all over that turd. That's a glazed Snickers bar.
My cousin ate a glazed snickers bar and it gave him some bad indigestion.
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